| The route from brain to mouth doubles in length when you're drunk. ... Jono after a rousing evening at Nora's ........ very rousing
Contributed by jono on 2001-11-11 13:57:36
I'm only good when I'm laying on the floor with someone. ... PaigeI think she was talking about giving backrubs ... I didn't see for certain though.
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afskgae wu yvabz cna 8w jdak jhsgdfhe! ... Kristy speaking Voodoosleeping on the couch will do strange things to some peoples states of consciousness, i guess
Contributed by jono on 2001-11-11 13:57:36
... back when I had my mullet ... ... Toolwhat?
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I'm about a hummer a day away from the perfect life. ... Tomsitting on the golf cart with Jono and Jon, contemplating the wonders of existence (and the new freshman class)
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... so will you promise to hold Maridee's hair while she's puking in the toilet? ... Phil's momto Phil, on the possibility of his sister coming to school here next year.
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My tuition is funding a contest between campus organizations of who can forcibly ram a curtain rod the farthest up my ass. ... Jono
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I hate this job. I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it! ... Ryan Gorney quoting Jennifer Aniston
Contributed by philsmith on 2001-11-11 13:57:36
Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door--that way Mlaz can't see me, heh--after that I sorta space out for an hour. Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
... Office Space
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You were the most creative mind I had when I was doing the drive image? Why the fuck were you not on the team? ... Brian YoungAsking the question as to why Phil Smith wasn't on the drive image team alongside the others.
Contributed by philsmith on 2001-11-11 13:57:36
What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, retarded people. ... JonAt Steak and Shake, talking, but we aren't exactly sure to whom.
Contributed by philsmith on 2001-11-11 13:57:36
Ooh, ooh, ooh, I found the pen! [ pause ] Ooh, ooh, ooh, my arm is stuck!
... PhilSo happy to find the velco pen that he failed to relized how small that gap really was.
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