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"Is that five years?" - "Oh, are you a Math Major?" ... Phil Smith
Talking to the waitress at Millano's.
Contributed by philsmith on 2008-06-23 12:42:02

I'm Doctor K. Wizzle. Let me chisel your tizzle. ... Katie
Potential slogan for Kristy's private dentistry practice
Contributed by jono on 2006-06-25 17:47:17

Becky: "Oh yeah? Well I was on R U Dating." Phil: "Yup. And look where that got you." ... Becky and Phil
Which is cooler? Being on Flyer TV or being in the crime log.
Contributed by philsmith on 2003-11-04 01:11:02

...and from the sounds of it he sounded like a big black dr dre sorta fella so i aint prepared to mess with that... ... Katie Compton

Contributed by philsmith on 2003-04-01 03:38:20

"...West played like his girlfriend just dumped him." ... Paul Daugherty
Temple beats Xavier in the A-10 Tourney. 15 March 2003. Story Here.
Contributed by philsmith on 2003-03-15 12:01:00

...and then row reduce to cillian form, or echolon form, depending on the nationality of your professor. ... Tool
Row reduction in Linear Algebra.
Contributed by philsmith on 2003-02-10 02:13:58

"What did they teach you?" -Jim "To wipe from front to back." -Kathy ... Kathy
Jim asking why Kathy showed him her half eaten food.
Contributed by philsmith on 2002-12-30 13:38:54

No ... I swallowed your come! Four times! ... [later in the evening] ... I think it tastes good! ... Paige
Fieldhouse Thursdays
Contributed by jono on 2002-11-01 12:03:47

I love breakfast. I could eat it everyday. ... Tool
Speaking on food at 0800 after camping for bball tickets.
Contributed by philsmith on 2002-10-27 09:37:11

...So I says, shit Steve... ... UD Maintainance Man
In reference to his DJ brother-in-law's use of mini-discs.
Contributed by philsmith on 2002-10-27 09:36:21