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It's like smear the queer... with a stick! ... Trent (Stanford)
Talking about pro lacrosse
Contributed by philsmith on 2002-04-01 23:14:19

It was traumatic the first time I saw it.... ... Kara LeFevre
shortly after Ryan being de-pants.
Contributed by Jim on 2002-03-22 02:30:56

If I ever meet Handel, I'm going to kick him in the nuts ... Jono
Singing the Messiah after a weekend of performing in JCS ... what a nightmare.
Contributed by jono on 2002-03-18 01:45:01

[Ryan] "Do you get herpes for life?" [Jim] "It's like F'n luggage" ... Jim
Paige's Daily Sex Talks
Contributed by ryangorney on 2002-03-12 23:24:39

Boy, I must be drunk, I took those pills again and I just wrote 'acomplishmenting'. I gotta crap again. ... Ryan Gorney
Writing a paper after taking flu medication and eating frijoles.
Contributed by philsmith on 2002-02-28 19:54:55

Oh, geez, you farted in my soup. ... Ryan Gorney
Jim farted in his soup, what else?
Contributed by philsmith on 2002-01-31 21:44:06

Yeah, and you were about to yell at me until you figured out it was the sweet goodness of worms. ... Ryan Gorney.
Throwing a sack of worms at my $400 display.
Contributed by philsmith on 2002-01-31 21:43:04

Did you see the schlong on that monster? ... Kara Lefevre
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Rings
Contributed by philsmith on 2002-01-27 03:41:10

All it is is a bunch of sgaf; who the hell is that hctib in your office? ... Jay Clark
On the situation with the LTC.
Contributed by philsmith on 2002-01-23 01:06:14

Sometimes, when I take a dump, I wonder...How bad would that really taste? ... Ryan Gorney
Late night talking with guys while we each had huge assignments due.
Contributed by ryangorney on 2001-12-04 00:34:51