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Hey, I got (f)! ...... We're all going to get F's, Jim ... Jim and Jono
End of the semester again ... things can get a little depressing.
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I love my nerds! ... Jim's mom

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When I'm put in the ground because I died of lack of oxygen, and I don't even get a pine box, I'm going to be pissed at Charlie. ... Steve
we kill about thirty trees a day because of Charlie's misassigned calls, by the end of the summer there won't be any more rainforests and we'll all die because of vicious global warming. i think we can fairly hold this against Charlie.
Contributed by jono on 2001-11-11 13:57:36



You know Jim, it's kind of funny, I can say something to you, and you won't respond until ten minutes later, at which point I will have no idea what you're talking about ..... (ten minutes later) Yeah, that is pretty funny. ... Jono and Jim
Sometimes I wonder if my roommates live on another planet.
Contributed by jono on 2001-11-11 13:57:36



Can I make my own music Cd's with a CD-RW drive? ... Sony's FAQ

Contributed by jono on 2001-11-11 13:57:36



Residential services only handles the non-physical part of f*cking you in the ass. ... Jono
on room damage, and the fine distinction between res. services and res. properties.
Contributed by jono on 2001-11-11 13:57:36



So, in order to get you to think I'm cool again, I should stop talking to you? ... Jono
Erin's story of the first time she talked to me
Contributed by jono on 2001-11-11 13:57:36



Once you pull on it hard, it doesn't go down. ... Melissa
Talking about her cell phone antenna
Contributed by jono on 2001-11-11 13:57:36



Want to give me a massage? I'll take my shirt off ... ... Jill
unfortunately, she had another shirt on underneath.
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I notice progress, and I notice change ... change: your hair is orange. Progress: your eyebrows match your hair. ... Darryl (jono's boss)

Contributed by jono on 2001-11-11 13:57:36



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