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Believe it or not, the secret to keeping those pounds off may lie in the mysterious chemical makeup of semen. A recent european study showed that women who performed fellatio on their male companions to completion (swallowing) gained an average of 48% less weight over a one year period than their counterparts who did not. 200 subjects ate the same foods and exercised in identical routines during a 12 month study conducted by Ingrid Fleischer, Professor of Science and Medicine at The University of Hamburg. Why the difference? Fleischer says it may have to do with an ingredient in ejaculate which targets calories in the digestive system. "In addition to sperm, the main components of semen are: water, simple sugars, alkaline substances, prostaglandin, vitamin C, zinc and some cholesterol. It's the special akaline found in semen that we are focusing on." "In other chemical concentrates, the alkaline has no effect on burning calories inside the body, but when it is mixed with the elements found in human semen, the effects are staggering" said Fleischer. As for the subjects who did not swallow with their partners, some were convinced they should try it. An unnamed female stated that if she knew that she could have notgained the weight she did during the study, she would have "eaten him three meals a day!". (routers)