crazyfarts dot com - Residential Services Strike Again

It was brought to my attention recently that UD rents the Alumni House in the Ghetto to Alumni. I thought this would be the perfect place for me and others to stay for Phil and Katie's wedding. I called today and was transferred to, yes you guessed it, Residential Services. The woman was very nice when I told her I wanted to rent the house for my friends wedding. Then I told her the date. She dropped the bomb. "Oh hon, I am so sorry, but we do not rent to outside groups in the month of August. We need the Alumni house for students in case their are any housing issues." Excuse me?! Since when does giving someone over $100,000 and living there constitute us as "outside groups"? Second, they are still having housing issues after everything they have built? Give me a break. Third, I thought it was the ALUMNI house? Even after graduating, Residential Services is still taking the serve out of services.