crazyfarts dot com - ¡Yo Tango Monkey Claw!

Yes, it’s true, the Crazyfarts crew has come down a nasty stomach ailment. So far, Cara, Jim, and Phil have contracted the disease, but I’m sure the rest of us are in queue and will get our turn

:(---) that’s a barfing smile face! We are calling the discomfort “The Monkey Claw” – to quote Terrance and Phillip (from South Park), “Because it feels like a 1000 monkeys are clawing at my colon!” We are not sure where The Monkey Claw started, but some suspect that it is a stress related ailment from fixing too many computers or perhaps having 4 people squished into an office the size of an elevator. Never the less, it would be nice to for you out there to drop us a get-well-soon line and if at all possible, hold the computer questions for a couple days.