crazyfarts dot com - It's a Snake. Lookout!

I was walking around outside, when I saw a snake in my backyard. I know, I know, lots of people have seen snakes. But this one was different. He was the biggest snake I had ever seen in my backyard! (It was also the only snake I had ever seen in my backyard.) He was hundreds of millimeters long! Yowzers. I have posted pictures of him (or her) here too.