Everybody knows it instinctively ... now here's the proof.
Date: Monday, August 30 @ 12:05:51 EDT
Topic: Inventions and Solutions
A logical proof, submitted for your review.
Givens
a. Girls require time and money. (G = T x M)
b. Time is money. (T = M)
c. Money is the root of all evil. (M = √E)
Proof
1. Substitute (b) in (a).
G = M X M → G = M²
2. Substitute (c) in (1).
G = (√E)² → G = E
Thus, the final and incontrovertible proof that girls are evil. The incorporation of the formula for inconvenience due to children in terms of libido and biological clock movement is left as an exercise for the reader.
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