crazyfarts dot com - CFdC Band to perform live tonight.

I am here to confirm the rumors that yes, the Crazy Farts dot Com Band will be playing live tonight at the Big House, 234 Kst. This means that you all are invited. The band has been working hard this past week practicing every night to get their song and dance routine rock solid. Joining the CF crew for a special performance is Jonny Mac, coming to us all the way from the multiplicative state of Illinois. The band could not be reached for comment, but in a recent interview, Nicholas Cage was quoted in saying "(T)he band has really come a long way since its inception in a nondescript shithole appartment in Anytown, USA. I would trust these guys with my life. During the filming of 'Gone in 60 Seconds' I would listen to 'Look At Me' to get myself really pumped up. I would be willing to say that these guys are truely oversized." During another recent interview, Samuel L. Jackson stated, "If these guys were any cooler, they'd be me." I think that says it all. So look for Jim Hayes, Jon Scheiding, Jonny Mac, Tool, and me, Phil Smith, tonight at 234 Kst.