crazyfarts dot com - AWOL: Ryan Gorney

Very similar to the television program 'Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?' the rest of us here at CrazyFarts.com have been attempting to locate Ryan Gorney. Let me tell you, the TV game is much easier. After many calculations we were able to find him. The following is a brief summary of RG's weekend.

Work is defined as the product of the force and the distance. Upon traveling 1 hour north to the Piqua area from Dayton, then departing from there to travel nearly 8 hours to Missouri to stay there for less than 12 hours only to return the same 8 hours back to the Piqua area and then depart from there to the Cleveland area in 3 hours and then to return to Dayton for an additional 4 hours results in 24 hours of travel. Seeing as the net distance traveled is zero, the net work done after 2 days, 24 hours of actual travel, is 0. (Force = some large number, Net distance = 0, f*d=0) Maybe some weekend we will be lucky enough to have Ryan stay here in Dayton. Don't hold your breath though.