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I decided to save this story for when we moved CFDC to its new home, that’s been done, so here it is… So it was the day before Spring break and I had gotten up early to get to the airport on time (I was on my way down south). Now the night before, Jono and I ate my action crab play set (2lbs of Snow Crab Legs). Well, it you don’t know it has been proven that crab legs are linked to some of the worst farts imaginable. So with that in place, I woke up in the morning with some really loud and sticky farts.

Kara had just come over to pick me up to go to the airport, and I had to let one rip. I thought no big deal, one more won’t hurt, so I ripped the son-of-a-bitch, and sure enough, the air wasn’t the only thing that came out. You can guess what happened next, yep, I shit my pants. What was I supported to do? So I said, “Excuse me Kara,” ran to the shower, washed up, double bagged the underwear and threw em out. That’s it… hope you enjoyed.