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This may brighten some of our days after the sad news.

Did you know...

A girl can get pregnant from anal intercourse. Thats right, you read it correctly. A girl can still get pregnant from anal intercourse. There is not that far of a distance between the openin of the anus and the opening of the vagina for any seman fluid to find its way to the opening. In fact it is actually quite frequent that this happens. There is 3-400,000,000 sperm in every teaspoon, and sperm does not die from hitting the air. It is also possible to become pregnant from both oral sex and masturbatory behavior. Oral sex pregnancy can occur by after giving your boyfriend a blowjob, then kissing him, in turn, he is able from having any sperm deposits in his mouth to get a girl pregnant by performing oral sex on her. Watch out girls! It is also possible from masturbatory behavior because it could be on his or her hand and then just by touching "down there" can in fact increase the risk. Herpes, Genital Warts and Ghanaria can all be transmitted throug saliva. Many times people don't realize they have it because it is in the troat...gross. Also a girl can still get pregnant even if she is on her period.

Now for the funny part...My professor is a counselor and speaks to many young teens. Here is what she has learned from them. You can use bubblegum, plastic bags, aluminum foil, and balloons for condoms. They have also used things such as shaving cream, vasaline, and mr. bubble for "blocking" purposes. One area she talked with said they used chickens for sex...but the chickens always died when it was over. I'm glad none of us are that desperate.

You can imagine the conversation that this new topic spurred on here at cfdc. Needless to say, a few people were quite shocked when Ryan and I described what a "dirty sanchez", "gerbeling", "hoover", and a "walrus" were. Three cheers for raunchy sex talk.