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Ryan Gorney goes apeshit, destroys building.
It has been a long time coming, but Ryan Gorney has finally exacted his revenge on parking services. Read on for details...


In a move that shocked many, it seems that Ryan Gorney has destroyed the parking services building. As seen below, Mr. Gorney operates "the claw" (as it is called in the business) to dismantle Benisek Hall. Mr. Gorney operated with speed and precision to ensure that nothing was able to be salvaged. Upon completing the destruction, Mr. Gorney could be seen urinating on the rubble from atop "the claw" wearing a t-shirt that read "EAT ME". It is rumored that Mr. Gorney was seen at the Fieldhouse just hours before the event. Further speculation shows his bar bill to contain 5 beers, 2 fishbowls, 7 shots of Jose, and a Roy Rodgers (for old time's sake.)

Several hours later, "the claw" was seen parked illegally in P lot with a sign that read "TRY AND TICKET THIS."



This story was entirely made up, if you haven't figured it out by now.
Well, all except the part about Beniseck Hall coming down. And maybe
the peeing on the building part.

Picture from the UD Quickly August 2006.
http://campus.udayton.edu/udq/
 
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