So we came home for lunch today and as we pulled into the parking lot behind the lovely gardens 1a apartment building we saw a retched site, the parking “services” (word used lightly) blue truck shimmering in the distance (with all the shine that a striped down late 80’s Chevy truck can have); and what was this vehicle doing, you might ask?, ticketing a near empty lot. Now there were 2 cf members’ cars present in the lot and the “ticket administrator” was only 1 car away from a Mr. Philip R. Smith’s van-o-love. Phil (in what seamed like a single wistful movement) ran out of my car, into his, and drove away just as the big blue ox was approaching. The other member, unfortunately, was not as lucky. Mr. Jon Scheiding’s car received a nice yellow colored greeting card informing him that he owes a certain “paring services” $10.00. Services will be held for Jon tomorrow at noon. Survivors include friends: Phil Smith of Toledo, Jim Hayes of Toledo, and Ryan Gorney of Cleveland. Although it is yet uncertain if Phil and Ryan will be in attendance since they made a mockery of the incident by taking the following picture. Donations can be made to crazyfarts.com