Ode to Crazyfarts.com
Once upon a time at a college far away,
There lived 5 crazy guys who farted everyday.
Jon was so artistic, his roommates thought that he was gay,
But Jon knew there were hot women in the theatre and he could get some play.
Phil is often quiet, but he's truly found his place,
Breaking in his basement brings a smile to his face.
Ryan was once the famed host of the RU dating show.
Now he's got the Monkey claw and he really has to go...
Jim is such a nice guy, his work never ends,
He's always there to take care of all his female friends.
You can always find Tool riding his bike up Stuart Hill,
In the shop, o at his computer playing Worms...still.
The kingdom they inhabited, the good ole UofD,
Taught them many thing, few of them are key.
Cowboy hats made from foam are better oversized,
If you need something built, Boll theatre can provide the supplies.
A cardboard cutout can serve as a missing roommate's clone,
Going to M36 after a party means it will be at least 8am before you get home.
Captain and coke is your friend and Residential services is not,
CFdC is the place to be because you're sure to find women that are HOT.
If your mom wasn't home last night, CFdC was the reason,
Watching Southpark in French is fun during any season.
James Bond has a new home over at 916,
Dishwashers, though illegal, are better for keeping the house clean.
Before you make a decision, remember one question is key,
Although the answer is sure to be yes, you must first ask "Should we?"
Puking on shoes and speaking voodoo are always in good fun,
Especially when they never let you forget when you were the crazy one.
Computers and electronics are what life is all about,
Hand gestures while speaking emphasize the need to Check this out.
Roadtrips to Toledo, surprisingly are fun.
Especially when you stop at Jed's and don't leave until one.
But the most important lesson of all, on we'll remember when we part;
The friendships that last forever are made with people with whom we can fart.
