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Just another week...
Much like everyone else, we here at CrazyFarts have a difficult time getting through the week. Call it boredom, insanity, ADD, ants-in-my-pants, or what have you, sometimes it seems that the weekend will just never come. To alleviate some of this workweek insanity, we have developed themed days of the week. Staring from the top...


"Oh %@#% it's Monday. We have to work today."
  When the weekends finally do arrive, they never seem to stay long enough. Fridays come and go and Saturday night we are always out way to late. Sunday is the day that we eat a lot and watch Battle Bots. That next day is killer though. Just when you get in the swing of not doing anything productive at home, it's time to relocate that lack of motivation to work at 09.00 on Monday morning. One thing I have found that works rather well to cheer me up is to respond to all of my emails and enclose at least one piece of clip-art in each one. It isn't even necessary that the clip-art be relevant to the email, it's presence alone is enough. I hate Mondays.
"Your Mom Tuesday."
  Tuesday is a little bit more fun. Usually you are little bit more awake than Monday and Friday is just that much closer. Your responsibility on Tuesdays is to make as many "Your Mom" jokes as possible. They need not even make any sense, just make sure there are a lot of them. A good idea is to ask questions that no one knows the answer to and then answer them yourself with "YOUR MOM!". Hey, it's worth a try anyway.
"Bitch about Richard Wednesday"
sometimes referred to as:
"Weiner Wednesday"
or
"No Phun Wednesday"
  Anyway you look at it, your weekend is long gone and its not phun to talk about anymore and you still have Thursday and Friday to worry about. Bitching is always a good way to vent. That is where Richard comes into play. (Richard for those who don't know is what we like to call Novell) There is always something to complain about with Novell, so that fits nicely on this day. No matter what you do you won't have a good time doing it, so don't even bother. The only thing you have to look forward to at the end of the day is Johnsonville Brats. Mmm. F'n TastyŠ.
Swedish Fish Day (Thursday)
or for those who really need it:
Swedish Blonde Day (Thursday)
  Swedish Fish Day was the original theme day, it was the one that started it all. Originally defined as Swedish Fish Day Thursday, Swedish Fish were to be consumed by the crew of the Boll Theatre Shop because Swedish Fish, like Johnsonville Brats, are F'n TastyŠ. There was controversy surrounding Swedish Fish Day as a result of COC one year because COC was on Wednesday pushing all Wednesday classes back to Thursday, making Thursday Wednesday. This would not have been a problem except that there was then no Thursday. No Thursday means no F'n TastyŠ Swedish Fish. Therefore, it was decreed that Swedish Fish Day would take place on the day before Friday. In the event that there were neither a Thursday nor a Friday, Swedish Fish Day would be celebrated 2 days before Saturday. As for the Swedish Blonde thing, do we really need a reason to get with a Swedish Blonde? I thought I'd denote a day just in case.
Off Color Friday
  It's the day we have been waiting for, the day that no one does anything and the Blend closes at noon. It's Friday. Woo hoo. Friday is the day where you can say whatever you want at work and not get in trouble. Chances are, even if you pissed someone off, they'd forget about it by Monday morning, so you are all set. Friday, ahh. So relaxing. Just think in several hours you will be free to do whatever you want for the next 48+ hours. Just don't think about the fact that that darn Monday day is coming up again soon. Doh.

F'n TastyŠ is copyright 2000 Phil Smith and Crazyfarts Incorporated
 
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