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Featured Farter for April 20, 2002
At some point last night, I decided that we ought to introduce a "featured farter" award. I'm not really sure why, and I have no doubt that this will not be a recurring thing ... but I'd like to announce today's winner.

At first it was a close match between the oversized plasma-pooping bugs from Starship Troopers, and Katie Compton, but during the time test, we realized that the bugs' farts, while they did destroy virtually everything in their path, could not compete with Katie as far as sheer quantity. It took a whole planetful of these bugs to take out a fleet of starships, whereas I daresay Katie could probably have done it singlehandedly.

I'd also like to extend a thank-you to her blond friend who informed us about her prodigious pooting power. I don't remember the girl's name, except that she was Mike Merna's girlfriend, but thank you, whoever you are, for your assistance in our discovery of this "diamond in the rough".

Katie, we are very proud of you, and we'd like to award you with your prize in person ... you win a night with the Crazyfarts guy of your choice (pending girlfriend approval), and something else, which we haven't decided on yet. Stop by Lawnview Apts 115 to claim your prize.

 
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