From the "no, it wasn't me department" comes the latest report of farts at 38,000 feet.
An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.
I can't even make this stuff up. And no, it was not me. I fly United. I know you all were thinking it though.
Let this be a lesson to everyone; it is not proper to light a match after farting on a plane. It IS however expected that everyone plays along with the fart game to ensure that the person sitting next to them "ate it".
From the article:
"She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said."
Uh huh. Me too. It's called demasiadas frijoles or as we say up here north of the border: too many beans.
Whendefarting departing from the plane one flight
attendant was quoted as saying "well, this stinks". Her co-worker
retorted with "I thought it was quite a gas"
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TRAVEL/12/06/plane.passing.gas.ap/index.html
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I like how in this BBC article they have a map (As if that matters):
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6213644.stm
Some of my favorite headlines:
An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.
I can't even make this stuff up. And no, it was not me. I fly United. I know you all were thinking it though.
Let this be a lesson to everyone; it is not proper to light a match after farting on a plane. It IS however expected that everyone plays along with the fart game to ensure that the person sitting next to them "ate it".
From the article:
"She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said."
Uh huh. Me too. It's called demasiadas frijoles or as we say up here north of the border: too many beans.
When
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TRAVEL/12/06/plane.passing.gas.ap/index.html
More News Stories:
http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&ie=UTF-8&ncl=1111723066
I like how in this BBC article they have a map (As if that matters):
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6213644.stm
Some of my favorite headlines:
- Air pressure was fine, but they still wanted the masks
- Woman’s tail wind downs jetliner
- Her seat in first-gas section KOs flight
- One fart is all it takes to land a plane...
- A stinky flight
- Gust of wind forces jet tomake emergency landing