That's right! After long searching I have found a source of income in that city whose residents think of their food the way that rappers think of their Bentleys.

For those of you who are interested, I'll be working as a developer for a law firm downtown called Lerner, Sampson and Rothfuss, and living with Mike Renfro down the street from good old Master P. My first day at this exciting new job will be the 16th of May.