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2 Lessons in Public Indecency
Now we have all read the UD crime log and seen some of the rediculous stories that make it to print, but the timing of two articles I found is perfect. Here is a hint:
Public Indecency from Flyer News
and
Girls pummel man who exposed himself from CNN.com

Now I don't know about you, but if some dude whips out his schlong at you, don't run away and tell the campus security; get your friends, have you neighbors catch the guy, and the whoop the shit out of him. Then and only then should you call campus security. That way, he still gets his "personal time" with the other inmates. Hey, those guys will like it if you whip it out. Don't feel bad for kicking his ass either. If anyone asks, just tell them that I said it was OK. If that doesn't work, blame Brian Young; that seems to be the trendy thing to do these days.

Crime log from Flyer News:
http://www.flyernews.com/article.php?section=News&volume=51&issue=14&artnum=crimelog

CNN Article:
http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeast/10/31/crime.girls.reut/index.html
 
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Re: 2 Lessons in Public Indecency (Score: 0)
by CFdC Fan on Friday, October 31 @ 21:56:18 EST
Ahhh, Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love. Whats kinda sick about it is (other than the obvious) that was probably the dude's greatest fantasy fulfilled. I mean, come on, people pay to be "punished" by girles wearing school girl outfits.