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Wipe Out!
Okay, so let me set the scene for you. It's a beautiful Thursday night in the ghetto. People are out drinking, and I'm getting my bike all tuned up. So, I finally get my derailers working properly, and I go out to ride. I decided that they are working so beautifully that I ride down Stewart Hill. It was a lot of fun, so I go at it again. As I am coming down the second time, I cruise down the first hill to the baseball diamonds, then I start going down the second hill into S1. That's when I realized that I'm heading straight towards the last two feet of the hand rail of the stairs there in S1. Well, I decide to bail on my bike, and that's just the beginning.

There were some of UD's finest sitting in the S1, and they heard the fall, but did not see it. They immediately came over to see what was up. I go up and started walking around. One of the cops says "Dude, you got a big gash on your forehead, do you want me to call the ambulance?"

And I say "Well, do you have a band-aid?"

And the police officer says "No, we have to call the ambulance for that."

So, I go, "Alright call the ambulance."

So the ambulance comes and they are like "wow, you got a cut on your head, that's a head injury, so we have to put you on the back board" So I get all strapped into the back board, and put into the ambulance (here's the sad part, our of everything that happened, the one thing that did not happen was they did not turn on the lights and sirens, I was pretty disappointed). Anyway, I get to MVH.

The doctor comes up to me and says "Did you loose consonious? What hurts? etc, etc."

I respond "No, and my elbow actually hurts a lot more than my head."

So the doctor takes me off the backboard and gets my neck brace off. Then she informs me that they are going to take a CT Scan of my head just for precautionary measures. Get the CT Scan, and then I get three stitches in my forehead where my glasses gave me a nasty cut. That's about it, but everybody's been asking, and I'm already getting tired of explaining it. So, there it is, if you want any more information, ask me about it. Take care everyone, and BE SAFE!!!

 
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Re: Wipe Out! (Score: 0)
by CFdC Fan on Friday, April 04 @ 11:45:12 EST
you're an idiot ;)