So, yesterday morning, I’m typing my paper for my history class when Phil comes up and knocks on my door. He says “hey dude, res. props. are here, we need to take the dishwasher out.” So, we go through this whole ordeal with residential properties about why the dishwasher was not put in correctly, and what’s wrong with putting the dishwasher in the way we did (which, may I add there wasn’t anything wrong according to the manufactures installation instructions provided so kindly by the General Electric Company). So, anyway, we have to say good by to our favorite chore saver of the house – the dishwasher. But wait, that’s not all!

I got up this morning, and go downstairs to leave for my class. Pinned in the front screen door are 5 letters to all of us stating the following:

Dear Resident:

Upon inspection of your house it was discovered that a loft has been constructed in the bedroom on the 2nd floor. This is in violation of your housing contract terms and conditions, which states “Lofts may not be constructed and installed in the University housing.” The loft must be removed.

To clear this violation from our records and to insure the safety of all residents this must be take care of prior to Friday, October 11th, 2002. Charges will be assessed to the student(s) account and te loft removed for failure to comply with this request.

No further warnings will be given and you are responsible for informing all housemates o this warning.

Thank you in advance for you cooperation. If there are any questions or concerns please feel free to contact me at 229 – 2049.

Sincerely,
Signed Brian Rudduck
Brian Ruduck
Safety/Operations Coordinator, Res. Properties.

What’s next? Are they going to tell us to take out our bar for not having it registered or something?